Mary-Kate and Ashley Ruined My Life (WIP)
Growing up, I worshipped the trailblazing Olsen twins, determined to become 90s royalty. Instead, I ended up a non-twin millennial: not white, not American... still not a twin. Raised on promises of 'can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, World Series kind of stuff,' I've lived a life less Mary-Kate and Ashley, more misadventures and absurdity. My only claim to fame is a split second in a shampoo ad... so what have I been doing? As a chaos magnet and psychiatrist, I try to work out what to do after diagnosing my childhood blueprint as a lie.
- Venue: Laughing Horse @ Boston Bar (New Town)
- City: Edinburgh
Performances
- Thu, 20 Aug 2026, 11:30 — Laughing Horse @ Boston Bar (New Town)
- Sat, 29 Aug 2026, 11:30 — Laughing Horse @ Boston Bar (New Town)
- Sun, 23 Aug 2026, 11:30 — Laughing Horse @ Boston Bar (New Town)
- Wed, 26 Aug 2026, 11:30 — Laughing Horse @ Boston Bar (New Town)
- Fri, 21 Aug 2026, 11:30 — Laughing Horse @ Boston Bar (New Town)
- Tue, 25 Aug 2026, 11:30 — Laughing Horse @ Boston Bar (New Town)
- Sat, 22 Aug 2026, 11:30 — Laughing Horse @ Boston Bar (New Town)
- Wed, 19 Aug 2026, 11:30 — Laughing Horse @ Boston Bar (New Town)
- Mon, 24 Aug 2026, 11:30 — Laughing Horse @ Boston Bar (New Town)
- Fri, 28 Aug 2026, 11:30 — Laughing Horse @ Boston Bar (New Town)
- Sun, 30 Aug 2026, 11:30 — Laughing Horse @ Boston Bar (New Town)
- Tue, 18 Aug 2026, 11:30 — Laughing Horse @ Boston Bar (New Town)
- Thu, 27 Aug 2026, 11:30 — Laughing Horse @ Boston Bar (New Town)